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Nickname for Wildwood, NJ.
So named because, off all the Jersey Shores, this is the most geared toward kids with all the rides and arcades.
Person A: Hey, why don't we go down to Wildwood this weekend?

Person B: Childwood? No way. Let's go to Strathmere.

Person A: Where the hell is Strathmere?
by Stick92 August 27, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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