Choose-A-Belt 

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

Choose-A-Belt by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Choosy a$$ 

A choosy a$$ is that one kid who is a lil b1tch

“Hey, is derral here?”
“Nah, I hate his choosy a$$.”

Choosy a$$ by Gaywad!1!1 July 17, 2022

CHOOSE A CAR 

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

CHOOSE A CAR by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

Choose a winner 

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

Choose a winner by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

You have to choose a side! 

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

You have to choose a side! by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

choose to mask it, or choose a casket 

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

choose to mask it, or choose a casket by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

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<.7.9.7.6.> A Suppitory Not Taken Or A biological Mother With COnfidence ANd I, ANgel JOSe RObles Choose A Biological Mother WHo Is COnfident<.7.9.7.6.> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025