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a game where someone chooses between several items (of the same category) until they are down to one item, ultimately naming it the best of all.
She made me play choosey for several days. One time it was croc charms, another time it was 1000s of stickers she had boughten.
choosey by hay durrr April 10, 2025

choosey tough guy 

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).
Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
choosey tough guy by Jay-Si January 19, 2013
A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Choose Game 

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

Chooney Tunes 

A word commonly used to refer to anime(japanese cartoons), K-pop, K-drama and other forms of Asian entertainment media. Often used in a patronizing fashion.
-Get off your ass and stop watching chooney tunes!
Chooney Tunes by quachwatch February 23, 2022
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