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choo-choo boi
Automotive turbocharger. Most commonly a cheap chinese one. Frequently purchased off ebay for use in shit box LS swaps.
choo-choo boi by HansomeNate February 4, 2019
camp a choo choo
Monty is on the London bound train heading to a corporate meeting
shouting into to mobile phone so that the whole carriage can hear him
Monty: "Yah Penry I'm on the way to the City"
Monty: "Yah head office meeting Penry"
Monty : "Yah Penry sitting in 1st class just having a cup of " Camp a Choo Choo" while en route"
Monty: "Yah see you there Penry"
Monty: "Yah Yah Penry ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao
shouting into to mobile phone so that the whole carriage can hear him
Monty: "Yah Penry I'm on the way to the City"
Monty: "Yah head office meeting Penry"
Monty : "Yah Penry sitting in 1st class just having a cup of " Camp a Choo Choo" while en route"
Monty: "Yah see you there Penry"
Monty: "Yah Yah Penry ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao
camp a choo choo by Dan the Man From Manchester December 17, 2019
choo choo pickle pie
choo choo pickle pie by tyllelelr November 2, 2019
Douchey Choo Choo
When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011
Charleston Choo Choo
Charleston Choo Choo by Rebel1234567890 May 20, 2017
Choo choo toot toot
When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.
Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.
Choo choo toot toot by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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