Definitions by Chokesondicks

Custard cock 

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

Custard cock by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Cheesy Gordita crunch 

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.

Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch

Cheesy Gordita crunch by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021

Chew through the mercury 

When your girl has her period and she still wants you to go down on her.

“Hey Chad did you and Karen have fun last night?”

“Hell yeah! I had to chew through the mercury cause it’s that time of the month!”

Chew through the mercury by Chokesondicks January 3, 2020

Choo choo toot toot 

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

Choo choo toot toot by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019