choniey

An alternative way of saying Chonies - Underwear

I got skidmarks on my Choniey

by xFredoSZN December 18, 2020

Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

chonies

Underwear. Undies. BVD's.

My chonies have skidmarks.

by Chonerman July 10, 2003

choney

Looking or being stupid.

That girl is so choney!!

by Ohmg! November 27, 2006

Bo Chonie

A pair of men's underwear worn backwards and inside out. Worn proudly wherever you are. And don't forget to wear a crazy hat to go with it.

"Hey, you're looking so good in them Bo Chonies and your Mr. Dangly Hat!"

by Mr. Bo Chonie Dangly May 24, 2023

Choney

(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.

"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"

by LUGirls September 14, 2009

Chonies

Underwear. Derives from the Spanish word calzones or calzoncillos.

Did you see that bitch? Her chonies are showing.
I hate these chonies, they give me wedgies.

by SillyMia September 21, 2007