choney 

Looking or being stupid.

That girl is so choney!!

choney by Ohmg! November 27, 2006

Choney 

(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.

"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"

Choney by LUGirls September 14, 2009

Choney 

A cute furry unique creature that is overly fond of sleeping, makeup and is high maintenance

My Choney won't wash my pants

Choney by DJrumination February 28, 2008

Choney 

A very good looking girl.

It is a reference to a cheese coney from Sonic. You want to put your coney in her buns. Shorten Cheese Coney to Choney.

That girl is a Choney! I want to get with her!

Choney by aca4lyf May 1, 2009

choney 

adjective.

i made this word up it means whatever i want it to mean

freaney i know youre seeing this

"freaney is such a choney roney"

choney by definitely not malik March 25, 2025

choney stain 

The nappy wet mark on a Ladie's panties from being turned on Sexually.

"Oh Johny, you're gettin' me so wet I gots my Choney Stained"

choney stain by Jockamo Feenahey October 11, 2006

Choney Bros 

n. A small group of gangbangers from the 650. The Choney Bros associate themselves with criminal perversion and legspeed. They also enjoy beatboxing.

Dude, you wanna join the Choney Bros? Too bad, you can't because you suck.

Choney Bros by Chops, The Franchise February 24, 2010