choney

Looking or being stupid.

That girl is so choney!!

by Ohmg! November 27, 2006

Choney

(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.

"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"

by LUGirls September 14, 2009

choneys

undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.

I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight

by you June 27, 2001

Choney

A cute furry unique creature that is overly fond of sleeping, makeup and is high maintenance

My Choney won't wash my pants

by DJrumination February 28, 2008

Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

choney stain

The nappy wet mark on a Ladie's panties from being turned on Sexually.

"Oh Johny, you're gettin' me so wet I gots my Choney Stained"

by Jockamo Feenahey October 10, 2006

Choney

A very good looking girl.

It is a reference to a cheese coney from Sonic. You want to put your coney in her buns. Shorten Cheese Coney to Choney.

That girl is a Choney! I want to get with her!

by aca4lyf May 1, 2009