Serious stomach sickness, turns your belly into a unstable nuclear power plant, ready to explode.
Warning: Better not combine the diarrheal illness with excessive alcohol consumption, or else the shit literally goes the wrong way. In other words, you will nearly puke your guts out.
Including the gastric acid, the womit will contain bladder juices and turds from your shit canals. The waste discharged from this persons defecation usually end up near the toilet, and not where it should. Keep your distance to contaminated objects.
(On a random bathroom the day after new years eve): "Damn, it smells like somebody had acute cholera in here! The room is filled with a odour like gallbladder in a heavy mixture with puke and feces!"
A small, man powered cart that sells cheap foodstuffs by the side of the road such as satay sticks, corn, dumplings, etc, that taste great when you are bladdered at 3 am, but leave you with a sore tummy and runny botty the next day. Used to be very prevalent along Legian Street in Kuta many moons ago.
Geez I'm feeling sick today. I've been driving the porcelain bus all morning. Wish I hadn't stopped for a chew at the cholera cart on the way back from the Kuta pub crawl last night.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!