Definitions by speede

freshmaker

fellatio whilst having mentos or other strong mints in their mouth, producing a cool tingly sensation.

D - dude, she was going down on me right
M - yea
D - but she put 2 ALTOIDS in her mouth first. OMFG!
M - she gave you a freshmaker!

freshmaker by speede January 4, 2007

Mexican Standoff 

A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.

The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'

Mexican Standoff by speede September 22, 2006

bink 

the hilarious occurance of a headshot glancing off the opposition's helmet, making the classic *bink* sound while not inflicting the normal amount of damage for a headshot. made popular by a video of some dude that got real pissed when it kept happening.

{TTC]Dave| - WTFUX!>?!?
{TTC]Dave| - THAST BULSHIT I GOTS ME A SHEADSHOT!!!
{TTC]Dave| - FUCKIN..!!1
{TTC]Dave| - *BINK*

bink by speede May 20, 2004

cholera 

the best intestinal disease on the market today, complete with evacuating your bowels without end!

<hears dude letting lose> "uh oh! sounds like cholera!"

cholera by speede May 19, 2004