GeoJordan's definitions

see spot run

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.

Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.

I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.

by GeoJordan October 9, 2007

red horse

popular beer originating from the Philippines.

red horse: extra strong

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

cholera

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea.

2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.

1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera.

2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show.

both are very metal in my opinion

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

sex and candy

What John Wozniak smelled.

I smell sex and candy, who's that sitting in my chair?!?!

by GeoJordan February 25, 2008

hollaback girl

how George learned how to spell bananas.

this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

-Hollaback Girl

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007