Definitions by GeoJordan

sex and candy 

What John Wozniak smelled.

I smell sex and candy, who's that sitting in my chair?!?!

sex and candy by GeoJordan February 25, 2008

see spot run 

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.

Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.

I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.

see spot run by GeoJordan October 9, 2007

cholera 

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea.

2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.

1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera.

2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show.

both are very metal in my opinion

cholera by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

hollaback girl 

how George learned how to spell bananas.

this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

-Hollaback Girl

hollaback girl by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

red horse 

popular beer originating from the Philippines.

red horse: extra strong

red horse by GeoJordan September 15, 2007