GeoJordan's definitions

red horse

popular beer originating from the Philippines.

red horse: extra strong

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

see spot run

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.

Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.

I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.

by GeoJordan October 9, 2007

sex and candy

What John Wozniak smelled.

I smell sex and candy, who's that sitting in my chair?!?!

by GeoJordan February 25, 2008

cholera

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea.

2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.

1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera.

2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show.

both are very metal in my opinion

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

hollaback girl

how George learned how to spell bananas.

this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

-Hollaback Girl

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007