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cholomobile

1. A gang banger family truckster. Usually defined by one of many distinct characteristics; dingleberriesword, a mexican license plate, spooked rims, crooked window decal, occupied by several undesireable short males in wife beater t-shirts.
Spider sells crack from his cholomobile.
cholomobile by madmarv March 5, 2003
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chomobile 

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).
I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.
chomobile by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008
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Chomobile 

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.
Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.
Chomobile by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Chodemobile 

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
Chodemobile by Girouette October 27, 2008

chodemobile 

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.
chodemobile by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

Chopmobile 

A vehicle where you take a lady back and proceed to have sex with her. You are chopping her in your vehicle. A Chopmobile ideally is a van of some sort, having a mattress in the back or seats that fold down.
"Man, where am I supposed to take her after the party tonight?"
"thats easy as, just take her back to the chopmobile"

A toyota super custom would be a very effective chopmobile.
Chopmobile by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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