6 definitions by Ivan Stratego

jabroni

1. a wrestler with no shtick, no costume, and a lame name like "john evans", going up against a real wrestler lkie "hulk hogan" or "the rock". a jabroni may get in a couple good moves, may even get into a 'near-pin' situation, but will ultimately lose. why? he's a fuckin' jabroni!
2. a poser, one without an identity.
3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'

1. that jabroni was wearing calvin klein briefs for a costume! good grief!

2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked.

3. who's the jabroni?

by Ivan Stratego May 12, 2006

dirty buzz

1.how you feel when you are drunk or buzzed before 2:00 pm.
2. what you have before taking a disco nap.

1. the bloodys this morning gave me a dirty buzz.
2. the mimosas this morning gave me a dirty buzz.
3. the beers this morning gave me a dirty buzz.
4. "can't talk. dirty buzz. disco nap."

by Ivan Stratego July 10, 2006

boo jib

a jib of boo.
a small quantity of marijuana, usually a broken off piece of a larger bud.

got any boo jibs?
dude, i snaked a thork pinch of my dads ganny boo jibs!

by Ivan Stratego May 15, 2006

dewannawanga

means 'what the fuck?! in the Twi'lek language from the planet Ryloth. As spoken by Jabba the Hutt's majordomo, Bib Fortuna.

majordomo: "Dewannawanga?!"
C3PO: "whimper!"

by Ivan Stratego May 12, 2006

chodemobile

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.

by Ivan Stratego June 11, 2006

dildo daggins

1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".

1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.

by Ivan Stratego May 16, 2006