Chodemobile

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.

Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.

by Girouette October 27, 2008

chodemobile

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.

by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch

bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle

by chode god April 13, 2022

chomobile

The vehicle of a chomo, in which, the acts of child molestation, rape, and or kidnapping often take place. Typically, this is a large, suspiciuos looking van with few or no windows (an exception is however made for portholes).

I saw some creep driving around in a chomobile playing the ice cream truck song yesterday.

by dirtydan2112 October 8, 2008

Chomobile

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.

Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

chodegobbler

One who suckles on a massive amount of chode like a turkey. Different veresions like 2.0, 3.0, etc.

Gary: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Jean: Just studying in the stacks.
Gary: So, you are a chodegobbler.

by Garayus March 24, 2011

Chode Mobile

A small, stumpy, run down car designed to barely fit a crew of chode like individuals. A chode mobile can usually be distinguished by having a smell of extreme chode B.O., ripped up car seats, and atleast one broken door handle.

Hey Geezychode, the chode crew wants lunch, can we take the Chode Mobile.

Muffin will drive your chode Mobile.

by kermup January 6, 2008