chokiemon

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Asian masseur being choked out in a spa bath.

Check this chokiemon out! Little chokie

chokiemon by Chokiemon December 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods

Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

Cookieman’s ass cheeks by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Cookieman’s fat ass

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

Cookieman’s fat ass by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch

bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle

chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

Cookieboner

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Chokelong

A skinny african boy

You-Hey little chokelong!
Him-You bitch

Chokelong by angryship March 23, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026