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Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia 

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you
If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well
Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.
Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!
Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Chokelong 

You-Hey little chokelong!
Him-You bitch
Chokelong by angryship March 23, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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