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chokemon 

Pokemon toys that are choking hazards and you can choke on them.
I like playing chokemon.
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chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

Chokelong 

You-Hey little chokelong!
Him-You bitch
Chokelong by angryship March 23, 2020

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet
Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in
Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)
You filthy chodemonger!
chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

chokeonda 

Similar to ligma, chokeonda refers to 'choke on the', specifically 'choke on the dick'.
Guy 1: Bro, my dad died of chokeonda.
Guy 2: What's chokeonda?
Guy 1: Choke on da dick!
Guy 2: Hah! Gottem!
chokeonda by toonsip July 18, 2018
Combining the activities of playing Pokémon go and abusing cocaine at the same time.
Joey loves playing cokemon. His exgirlfriend thought he just had an addiction to the Pokémon go game but when she found out from others that he actually called it cokemon, she realized she was dating a no good loser and cut him off.
Cokemon by Ihgorsure June 9, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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