choke artists
The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.
choke artists by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
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Choke Artist
To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.
Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.
Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
Choke Artist by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007
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Choke Artist
1.A player that succeeds in playing so fantastically bad that it is considered a form of art.
2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.
3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.
2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.
3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.
Tony Romo is the complete choke artist. He has great stats during the regular season, but then he just chokes so hard in the playoffs.
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's
Choke Artist by Scoobysnacks28 January 24, 2009
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choke artist by j. feldy May 13, 2009
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Choke Artist by tturkey August 28, 2016
Choke Artist
The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.
Choke Artist by chingachgook August 23, 2016
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The Houston Astros choke every season whether it be in the playoffs or late in the regular season. What a dissapointing and frustrating team to watch.
Choke Artist by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003
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