choglan

an idiot , literally a goat herder

Greek Word Tsoglani meaning Goat or sheep herder

stop acting like a choglan

choglan by dimitraki May 17, 2016

ChonglangTV

Loosely united by the common animus against the Chinese Communist Party and certain oppressive or ignorant elements ingrained in the Chinese culture itself (aka. Zhixing, 支性), members of the Chinese-speaking subreddit ChonglangTV share their thoughts, jokes, and popular videos, which of course could be NSFW, to cope with the cruelty of the present-day world.

The sub's name is derived from the famous Japanese painting The Great Wave off Kanagawa, and Chonglang is a Chinese phrase that means surfing. Members often refer to themselves as 浪人 (lit. Ronin), 神友 (lit. Friend of Kanagawa), or 鼠人 (lit. Ratman, because they empathize with rats). Naturally, members of this sub show great fondness of Japan and seek to emigrate from China.

More often than not, they would take on a playfully sarcastic tone, hoping to achieve what is known as 节目效果 (lit. theatrical effects), as opposed to Pincong (品葱), a Chinese dissident site that offers serious discourse on Chinese and to a lesser extent global political affairs of drastically varying quality. Tankies/CCP simps of r/gendezong and r/sino, as well as the pseudo-moderate majority of r/china_irl are despised and ridiculed in equal measure. They don't take other kinds of cringe too kindly either.

Zhang Xianzhong (张献忠), a brutal peasant-turned-warlord during the end of Ming Dynasty is the most frequently discussed figure. A recent infighting about mod policies resulted in the formation of sister subs such as r/CLTV and r/ChonglangZedong.

Hey look! Another eunuch from r/china_irl graces ChonglangTV with their most refined comment!

- Just another holier-than-thou Gaohua as usual lol. Let's downvote his ass into oblivion. Where do you think today's Xianzhong event is gonna happen btw?
Better be at the Tiananmen Square.

ChonglangTV by DragonofSoCal June 4, 2021

cholanize

to colonize the vagina of a southeast asian female, as an indian male

portmanteau of Chola (as in the Chola Empire, a Tamil naval power that conquered vast swaths of Southeast Asia) and colonize (as in the term for White male + PoC female sexual relations)

Akshay: Bro did you tap that Malay chick we saw at the bar last night?
Sidarth: Yeah man I fucking cholanized her
Akshay: Damn bro we gotta hit up Thailand sometime and cholanize those hoes

cholanize by darryongreen January 18, 2021

Chongland

noun
also Koreatown, little Korea
an area in city where there are Korean dog soup and barbecue restaurants, massage parlors and brothels, and where a lot of Korean people, especially people who are illegal immigrants, live separately from the rest of the people in the city.

The rising crime rate in Chonglands is a serious problem in this city.

Chongland by Adamo-chan August 31, 2005

chogany 

stands for cherry-mahogany. used to agree after someone says cool or dooger.

Danny: that shit was dooger.
Oli: yeah, brah, chogany.

chogany by OliverDutsky September 26, 2007

Chogan 

This is a name given to the fattest of chodes normally goes with the name Logan. Normally there peen is wider than tall.

This kid named Logan is called chogan.

Chogan by 1234-1234-1234 August 30, 2019

Chogan 

Chogan is the Twitter famous duo who have sparked a huge uproar among their followers. They are perfect in every single way possible. Don't even try to flirt with them, because you'll be one out of a million fan girls. They're a force to be reckon with.

When I grow up, I want to be just as perfect as Chance and Logan.

Chogan is perfect.

Team Chogan

Chogan by vap0reon September 9, 2012