A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

chodeless pirate by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

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Chiddler

noun: A Child. Probably coined by Roald Dahl in his book 'The BFG'.
plural form: Chiddlers: Children

From 'The BFG' by Roald Dahl:

'What about me?' Sophie Said. 'I am eight'
'You is not eight at all.' the BFG said. 'Human bean babies and little chiddlers is spending half their time sleeping, so you is only four.

Chiddler by rbit June 16, 2011

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Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

Chodebert by redheaded__ September 21, 2020

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chandelering

The action of the scrotum swaying back and forth during the act of butt sex, wherein a smacking noise is achived when the balls make contact with the ass. Can be achived in either strait sex, or gay male sex; sorry lesbians.

Jim's balls were sore due to excessive chandelering.

chandelering by Zac C. September 22, 2005

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