choctop
choctop by Jaseizzle off the hizzle October 30, 2006
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choctop
when a guy is traumatised by a skanky slut because she didn’t douche properly and left his dick covered in shit, and her hole will probs be to loose from all the hairbrush fingering!
choctop by skibiditoiketrizzlergyat September 4, 2025
Related Words
Choctopper • Choctopus • Choc top • coctopus • Chocopain • chocophobia • chocopie • Chictopia • choccopede • chocopasta
coctopus ratio
Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008
Chocophile
(origin of the word- chocolate and paedophile)
Most chocophiles are celebrities, due to the expensive nature of buying chocolate people. Chocophiles often use blacks as a kind of living breathing, chocolate pokemon card and an accessory they can wear or show off to unworthy celebrities with the inferior white baby.
Must not be confused with paedophile although the line is thin.
Most chocophiles are celebrities, due to the expensive nature of buying chocolate people. Chocophiles often use blacks as a kind of living breathing, chocolate pokemon card and an accessory they can wear or show off to unworthy celebrities with the inferior white baby.
Must not be confused with paedophile although the line is thin.
Madonna traveling the black regions of the world and collecting trophy black babies. which are then made to sweep her chimney. (Chocophile)
Angelina Jolie wearing black babies as a fashon accesory.(Chocophile)
Gary Glitters vietmanise trophies (Paedophile)
Angelina Jolie wearing black babies as a fashon accesory.(Chocophile)
Gary Glitters vietmanise trophies (Paedophile)
Chocophile by GIBBO'91 August 2, 2009
coctopuss
coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011
ChocoPop
Taken from the early Renaissance style of the early Transylvanian noblemen known only as the Count-Collar, the ChocoPop is the name for the giant popped collar of Count Chocula, perhaps the world's most delicious vampire.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a leperchaun. What about you Billy?"
"Hell nah, when I grow up imma be Count Chocula, so I can CHOCO-POP yo' ass! hahaha!"
"Hell nah, when I grow up imma be Count Chocula, so I can CHOCO-POP yo' ass! hahaha!"
ChocoPop by ITs delisziouz April 5, 2005
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