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A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.
"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"
kanes by Horatio McDougall May 2, 2005
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Kanes and Walkers 

K&W Cafeteria. A southern restaurant for the elderly. Your grandparents always take you there. The food isnt terrible, but kinda mushy so the elderly can get their dentures to chew it. Me and my friends like to call it kanes and wheelchairs or kanes and walkers, since the majority of people that go there are with canes, walkers, or wheelchairs.
Lauren: where are we eating tonight?
Ashley: we're going to eat with the blue hairs and Kanes and Walkers.
Kanes and Walkers by AgnesFern November 4, 2009

joining the 'kanes

People who became a Kurokane.
Four: uhhh, I can't take it anymore!
X: What?
Four: I am joining the 'kanes!
joining the 'kanes by alf2003 February 22, 2025

Luca Kaneshiro 

Luca Kaneshiro has huge booba
Luca Kaneshiro by ganyus1stchoice January 18, 2022

Luca Kaneshiro 

A person whose whole personality can be encapsulated in 3 words, 'POG!, booba, golden retriever'.
Luca Kaneshiro I PšŸ’G YOU!

Luca Kaneshiro 

A person who went through five stages of grief and finally accepted that he is a himbo.
Luca Kaneshiro is a himbo, and he accepted it,
Luca Kaneshiro by knifebosshehehe January 25, 2022

Luca Kaneshiro 

Himbo that loves to pog.
Luca Kaneshiro is pogging right now.