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A full-forearm karate-chopping uppercut to the groin.
I was just minding my own business when Sarah walked up and gave me a Choctaw!
Choctaw by Berko88 July 13, 2011
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An Indian burn like injury that occurs after excessive friction results during a handjob by an inexperienced lover.
"I'm so sore bro"
"What happened?"
"This chick gave me a mean Choctaw last night"
Choctaw by Ngkworld July 17, 2016

Choctaw Bingo 

1. High Stakes bingo 2. One of the greatest, unheard of, and underated country songs.ITs by James McMurtry. More of a story about a family reunion out west the meth-amphetamine industry, and incestry.
Me- Lets listen to choctaw bingo
Rob- Iv never heard of that song
Choctaw Bingo by Cowboy939 March 10, 2009

Choctaw Brothers 

When 2 men have eaten the same girl's asshole...regardless if it was at the same time or not
I still thought she was filthy, but I ended up being Choctaw brothers with Jacoby
Choctaw Brothers by Iguana MD January 1, 2017

Choctaw Style Marchers 

The Choctawhatchee High School band program has existed since 1952 and is a proud school tradition. The Choctawhatchee Band Program is nationally recognized as one of the finest and most comprehensive high school band programs in the nation. The Choctawhatchee High School band includes the Style Marchers, Symphonic Band, Concert Band, Jazz Band, Winter Percussion and Winter Guard.

Choctawhatchee bands consistently earn Superior ratings at the district and state levels, including multiple awards of the Otto J. Kraushaar Award for straight Superior ratings at all Florida marching and concert assessments throughout a single year. The Style Marchers are the Florida Marching Band Coalition Champions 5A Champions for 2004-2005, 2005-2006, 2007-2008, and were runners-up in 2006-2007. The Winter Percussion ensemble placed 4th in the WGI Scholastic World division in 2007 and 2008. The World Guard has been a finalist for many years in the WGI Scholastic World division.
Did you hear the Choctaw Style Marchers are going to China in 2012?

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem 

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

choctaw hayride 

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).
Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?
choctaw hayride by hotsac97 January 16, 2015
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