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The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).

I believe in chocolateism.

chocolateism by Chocolateism Charzy August 17, 2017

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gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

gamble chocolates by improviduto April 9, 2006

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Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

Box of Chocolates by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010

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Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

Life is like a box of chocolates by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

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A box of chocolates

sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.

I sent the ex 'a box of chocolates' for Valentines Day.

A box of chocolates by what&where January 30, 2010

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Lawn Chocolates

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.

That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.

Lawn Chocolates by WillyWonky April 5, 2011

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chocolatestarfish

a word describing someones anus

that man likes to lick my chocolatestarfish.

chocolatestarfish by trokamo December 20, 2008

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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