chocolate nap 

When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of

shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.

I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes

Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.

chocolate nap by Big Zee65 November 3, 2013

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

Chocolate Napoleon by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Chocolate Napkin 

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

Chocolate Napkin by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019