chlarp

::sounds like sh-larp::

the noise when you pull your boot out of the mud

also is the act of moving from one place to another if you are pond scum (pond scums way of "walking")

did you just see shaun chlarp down the hallway with his horsey looking girlfriend? look at the trail of slime!

by lipschitz January 29, 2009

Charpentier

A person possessing this name is someone highly intelligent, motivated and Conservative in political views. A Charpentier is unique, not easily swayed by others, and opinionated with an uncanny knack for sarcastic, quick-witted humor. To be a Charpentier is to be like royalty.

That person is so smart and funny... She must be a Charpentier.

by Charpie August 18, 2008

charp chort

1) A car rebuilt in the Southern California "lowrider" style and immaculately maintained.

2) Any well-kept vehicle (from Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" sketch).

Man, that '64 Dart is a real charp chort!

by LibertyHiller April 13, 2014

Chlapmydia

A super-STD usually attained from making the intercourse with a guidette of ill repute.

"Dude, that skanky whorebag totally gave me the Chlapmydia! What a guidette!"

by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009

Charpings Method

Developed in the late 1900s, charping method was used as a guess and check method where you choose a random multiple choice question and if you fail or get questions wrong you just re-do the assignment and keep guessing tell your right. Used in odessyware.

im a fucking reatrd and cant pass this assignment so il just use the charpings method

by Fellow winfree student April 11, 2011

Charpie

What chicano girls use to draw in their eyebrows; usually 6-9 inches above where an actual eyebrow would be.

i.e. Sharpie

Esmerelda: "Oooh, Maria, you lookeen hot today, what jou do to jour eyebrowss?"

Maria: "Chica, i usse a Charpie, but don' tell nobody"

by Wood-E January 16, 2011

Charp

the green, mutant like potato chip found in every potato chip bag. There's always one or two...

This was in a series of booklets called "SNIGLETS" in the mid-80's that defined words not in the dictionary but SHOULD be. Much like UrbanDictionary.com does today.

No mom, I don't want to eat the charp, even the dog won't eat it!

by Sgt. Vishus August 12, 2005