Chlarping

To know so much about a topic/idea that it's disgusting; to the point where a person has made it a major part of one's personality. The compound word of chud + larping; opposite of larping.

"Aw yeah man I know SO much about this band! Did you know the lead singer had sex on this date?"
"Ew dude what the fuck, stop chlarping and get a job!"

Chlarping by Rat_Toenails April 4, 2026

Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.

Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.

Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Charging up 

Increasing your level of inebriation via alcohol or other substances

Do you want to charge up a little before going out tonight?

Bro I'm charging up right now, already at 12%

Did you see Steve? He's fully charged up and is streaking around the neighborhood

Charging up by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

Clapping Cheeks 

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

Clapping Cheeks by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019

synthetic clapping 

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.

I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

synthetic clapping by Telephony May 23, 2014

Clapping cheeks 

Refers to fucking a girl in any position that causes her ass cheeks to clap making a loud, distinctive, unmistakeable clapping sound.

"Bro Joey was clapping cheeks last night at Alyssa's house!"

Clapping cheeks by SloppyToppy November 5, 2015

Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap 

Arabian Muslim version of footstep.

Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.

Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap by clearance888 July 7, 2018