hoco

The epitome of all that is good and just in America. White picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life (unlike the ostentatious MoCo lifestyle), crabs on a summer Sunday, keggers in the woods, Route 40, and the lack of boarding schools.
MoCo kids honestly think that by talking about how "rich" they are that they will magically be wealthy; HoCo kids don't need to talk about it or have someone else affirm their opulence- they know they've got it waiting in the fund.
by The Game March 23, 2005
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One of the most affluent counties in America, Howard County is conveniently placed between Washington, D.C. and Baltimore. The citizens of Howard County are generally wealthy, although tend to choose not to speak about money at all. High schools students from HoCo, who graduate with either an excellent public education from some of the top schools in the nation rich with AP classes, tend to attend upper echelon private colleges or the University of Maryland, where they are either part of sports teams or the more exclusive sororities and fraternities.

June and May mark the beginning of the pool season in Howard County. During the months of July and August, HoCo migrates to the Outer Banks of North Carolina and Hilton Head in order to "get away," and then inevitably everyone runs into each other again.

Howard County is the American Dream. The people are beautiful and it is always named amongst Sports Illustrated most active cities in America. The park and recreational systems are always brimming with athletic families. It is well known for it's lacrosse breeding ground, especially Mount Hebron Women's Lacrosse and Hero's Lacrosse.

Everyone wants to live the unpretentious, yet very comfortable HoCo lifestyle.
HoCo Boy: Where are you going for the Fourth of July?
HoCo Boy 2: The lakefront, duh, everyone and their mom will be there.
by greene221 February 23, 2010
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Howard County - 2457203948 times better than Montgomery County, who just wants to be like hoco by calling themselves "moco"
"Man, moco sucks - I wish I lived hoco"

"Yeah yo, hoco kicks ass"
by Unknown November 27, 2003
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Definetely NOT the richest county in Maryland. A breeding ground for hicks and hoes, as well as people who spend their entire lives in the mall, but don't actually buy anything. Who the fuck lives in hoco anyway?
Girl: I'm from HoCo and I ride a dirt bike around my farm all day after I suck my dad's, brother's, cousin's, AND mother's dicks
Girl 2: What the fuck is HoCo?
by SBBP May 11, 2006
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A shitty ass place to live with stuck up people with nasty attitudes pg county is way better moco is even better to hoco just what it say hos just go to whiskey bottom any night.....
I fucked this hoco ho B.G. last night.
by metheoneuhate2love April 07, 2009
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area in suburban maryland with ecstasy, drag races, and white people. very rich. very boring.
the MOCO vs. HOCO debate on diversity, coolness, etc is irrelevant because they're both next to PG county, superior in both aspects.
i got some E from hoco and all the guys there had honda civics and all the girls had tans.
by Webster's November 05, 2004
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howard county, md, where not much happens
we are told it is the richest county in md
the people on the school board are stupid, and i can't think of a better insult because i live in hoco
the people here are mostly stupid too
it's killing diversity
the ones with some sense want to get out of here
hoco is a nothingness
i hate hoco
by sigh September 16, 2004
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