chiptease

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

by catrap August 4, 2011

Chiptease

Walkers Crisps

They're such a chiptease, those things *tuts*

by Rose'n'Dolls August 11, 2011

Chiptease

Gums only Blowjob

"Grandmama said our special Chiptease is a secret from Mama and Papa. She says I get gummy bears after. I like gummy bears!"

by Lostmountainsmaneat December 31, 2023

Chintense

of an extreme kind; very great, as in strength, keenness, severity, or the like. Being far greater in magnitude then the comparatively lesser "intense"

Don't be so chintense mate, it's just a game

Why are you so chintense all the time just settle down

by BORGY_88 February 27, 2010

Clittease

A man who likes to lead women on with hints that they could possibly have sex with him, even though he has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.

As he unbuttoned his shirt, then turned off his webcam, Kerry said, "Oh you're such a clittease".

by Peaky69 September 11, 2009

Crisptease

British version of Chiptease.

Omg! There are only 6 crisps in my bag - what a crisptease!

by Blobaela August 17, 2011

chipoltease

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.

"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"

by Maniak September 3, 2007