Crisptease

British version of Chiptease.

Omg! There are only 6 crisps in my bag - what a crisptease!

by Blobaela August 17, 2011

chiptease

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

by catrap August 4, 2011

Creepteaser

A girl that has a hot / seductive / sexy Facebook profile picture, but is a troll in her other pictures.

She's teasing you to go creep her profile, but fails to deliver the goods.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick who wrote on your wall looks hot in her profile pic, but is so narsty in the other pics! What's the deal?

Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real creepteaser.

by Scott_zilla April 13, 2010

CrispToast18966

A child. The definition of a child. Not much more to say, apart from a child. Also known as “Toastie”, or “Tost”, he loves turkey dinosaurs.

*it’s a joke toastie no offence

OMG, stop being such a CrispToast18966, your 60 for god sake!

by Arham Butt March 31, 2021

Chiptease

Walkers Crisps

They're such a chiptease, those things *tuts*

by Rose'n'Dolls August 11, 2011

Chiptease

Gums only Blowjob

"Grandmama said our special Chiptease is a secret from Mama and Papa. She says I get gummy bears after. I like gummy bears!"

by Lostmountainsmaneat December 31, 2023