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chinease fire drill 

when the driver and the passanger stop the car and run around and switch seats before the light changes
i was 10 and driving with my dad. we saw a cop so we stopped at the light and pulled a chinease fire drill

Chinease torture test 

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.
Alex likes the Chinease torture test.

Chinease Bullrush

When a complete asshole fucks you out of a situation becoming ignorant to you.
Waiting paitenly for room to move into the parking spot in a crowded mall parking lot near Christmas, some asshole did a chinease bullrush and dicked me out of my parking spot.

Chinease torture test 

Chinease torture test by Vlad November 12, 2003

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.
"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."