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chinkware 

Software that maliciously sends your computer activity to the Chinese government.
"Hey, are you gonna buy that new Huawei?"
"HELL NO!! I don't want no chinkware running on my phone!"
chinkware by chinkware provider January 28, 2019

Chinkmas 

When Christmas is ruined by a virus from China.
"Christmas 2020 in the UK was replaced with Chinkmas"
Chinkmas by knutsmasher February 8, 2021

Chinkmas 

The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.
Ah, it's Chinkmas time once more in Atheist China
Chinkmas by catfight12 January 4, 2009

chinktar 

someone who looks and seems like an Asian but isn't
"hey that kid's on the math team but he's not Asian!"

"What a total chinktar!"
chinktar by bangchicks123 April 19, 2007

Chinktastic 

Chinktastic is so crazy!
Chinktastic by Jeffers April 22, 2004

chinktard 

An Asian person who is retarded, and therefore a disgrace to the 1.3 billion others.
Wow, Xiao Bai Wang got an F in Calculus? What a chinktard.
chinktard by CameronAC14 February 2, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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