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chinise dragon 

The act of receiving a blowjob and as you reach ejaculation you push the girls head down on ur dick and the cum flys out her nose like the smoke from a chinise dragon. it is usually fallowed by a satisfied and somewhat amused man and a terrified and infinate jizz smelling girl
guy: get ready for the chinise dragon!
girl: the what? (semen flys out nose)
guy: OH YA!
girl: WTF ILL BE SNEEZING CUM FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
chinise dragon by saysh May 15, 2006
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Chinese dragon 

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.
Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.
Chinese dragon by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012

Chinese dragon 

Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole
Evan preformed the Chinese dragon on Cindy during a romantic day in bed with his daughter
Chinese dragon by Shelly marx April 9, 2019

Chinese Dragon Fingers 

One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.
Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."
Chinese Dragon Fingers by jac621 November 27, 2011

chinese dragon fire 

a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.
Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.

Chinese dragon foot 

When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit
Last night I gave Brenda a Chinese dragon foot, it was dope

Chinese Golden Dragon 

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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