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Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Choliosis 

A type of back injury similar to scoliosis. Common among Hispanics, Choliosis is caused by leaning like a cholo way too hard.
Yo man, I heard Beef got choliosis! Apparently he leaned way to hard.
Choliosis by Bama217 January 25, 2009

chinosing 

While kissing, the nose meets the chin or vice versa. Also known as an upside down kiss.
Did you see Roland chinosing Juliana?! He caught her off guard and it was hilarious!
chinosing by evilalienthinger June 20, 2006

pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis 

A word that's so long that I had to make a space within it so the example for this definition would be accepted. What's more, it's the longest word in the English language. Basically, pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. Invented by some guy who had too much time on his hands and wanted to make history by creating the longest word ever.
Doctor: Sir, I am afraid you have come down with a severe case of pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis due to exposure to volcanic dust.

Patient: WTF!?!?!?!?

Me: I feel your pain, dude...I feel your pain.

Coultard chinitis 

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
Coultard chinitis by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.
La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)
Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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