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chimpcoon 

Literally the best fucking thing in the universe.
Shoot buddy I’m a Chimpcoon!!!
chimpcoon by xLORDxYOLANDAx April 21, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.
Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!
chipoon by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

chimpoon 

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt
Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon
chimpoon by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

chimchongonabimbong 

A happy phrase used by rednecks, hicks, deginerates or Ryan Hyatt. Single word sentence when excited.
Chimchongonabimbong

Champoon 

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.
Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini
Champoon by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

chimpion 

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys
Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.
chimpion by bug bugly July 6, 2016
An American of Mexican origin or descent, who portrays themselves as a sellout.

When used by whites, it translates to "beaner."

When used by Latinos, it's to describe an Enrique Tarrio type of person.

An American of Mexican descent or origin who is ignorant to Mexican discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self-hatred.

An American of Mexican descent or origin who only finds white women attractive or only dates white women.
"Edward James Olmos cemented himself as a chicoon for supporting Donald J. Trump, after Trump labeled Americans of Mexican descent or origin with birthright citizenships, as "anchor babies."

"That guy is a chicoon because he looks down on his own Mexican people!"

"Hey fool! Why did you only invite your white friends on the vacation? You're looking like a real coon right now."
Chicoon by Cuervo666 March 15, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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