chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

by terenewow March 6, 2016

chihoon

someone who thinks they're sexy but is actually just cute.

"i think im sexy."
"no you're chihoon."

by ministrawberrie September 13, 2020

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

chipoodle

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.

I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.

by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015

chiloon

demon baby; name for the devil's offspring.

Man that little kid is the fuckin chiloon.

I ran out of words in scrabble so I spelled chiloon.

by Leopold Bump February 23, 2008

chipoople

Slang term to describe a chain restaurant featuring large burritos. Stems from the fact that if you eat there, it tends to make you run for the nearest bathroom for a massive bowel movement. This usually involves fecal matter spraying under the toilet rim.

Q:Where do you want to go eat?
A:Well, I havn't been able to go to the bathroom in 2 weeks, so lets go to Chipoople!

by KurtH August 4, 2007