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When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.
Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!
chipoon by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007
Words you can keep
When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating
I need a chipoon to eat my soup!
Chipoon by terenewow March 6, 2016
someone who thinks they're sexy but is actually just cute.
"i think im sexy."
"no you're chihoon."
chihoon by ministrawberrie September 13, 2020

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.
Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.
chipmonger by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

chipoodle 

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.
I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.
chipoodle by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015
demon baby; name for the devil's offspring.
Man that little kid is the fuckin chiloon.

I ran out of words in scrabble so I spelled chiloon.
chiloon by Leopold Bump February 23, 2008

chipoople 

Slang term to describe a chain restaurant featuring large burritos. Stems from the fact that if you eat there, it tends to make you run for the nearest bathroom for a massive bowel movement. This usually involves fecal matter spraying under the toilet rim.
Q:Where do you want to go eat?
A:Well, I havn't been able to go to the bathroom in 2 weeks, so lets go to Chipoople!
chipoople by KurtH August 4, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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