chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

Champoon

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.

Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini

by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

chimpion

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys

Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.

by bug bugly July 6, 2016

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

by terenewow March 6, 2016