chili’s 

Heaven on Earth. A place that only the holiest of humans (and some dogs) are allowed where the greats dine on only the finest delicicies and chicken tenders

“Hey Timmy, you want to eat at Chili’s tonight? I sure could go for a triple dipper!”

“Damn I would but I forgot to pack my tuxedo”

chili’s by D’oh February 10, 2018

Chili's 

the origin and birth place of a glorious vine

"hi, welcome to chili's"

Chili's by peetabread February 17, 2019

chili's 

very likely the greatest restuarant of all time

a tex-mex style resturant, home of the famous baby back ribs (which Fat Bastard comments on in Austin Powers 2) and the monterey chicken

a piece of Heaven

"CHILI'S baby back ribs...barbecue sauce"

chili's by ssullivan April 8, 2006

Chili's 

going to smoke weed; partaking in the smoking of some substance

Hey Mom, I'm going to Chili's with my friends.

Chili's by sean12121 November 24, 2006

Chili's 

A place, or the meme...

"Hi, welcome too Chili's."

Chili's by driftyboiz December 23, 2018

Chili's 

Its hard to describe such a exquisite franchise, but if I were to it would be nothing but great things. Chili's is a great place to go for simple dining or birthdays. The prices here are just amazing, 3 for $10 is The best deal ever at a restaurant, 3 items for 10 dollars its unbeatable! A appetizer, meal, and drink for only 10 Dollars!!

If you've never been to Chili's you're missing out in life. Go to Chili's every time a opportunity comes about where you go out to eat. When you consider going there commit and go. Before You do go, make sure you download the Chili's app and sign up its completely free! When you sign up you get free Chips and Salsa with Every Visit.

Yo Tom you want to go to Chili's?

Of course i do!! They have the best soup and salsa in the world.

Chili's by Chili's Is beyond Amazing November 23, 2021

Chili's Date 

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

Chili's Date by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010