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the origin and birth place of a glorious vine
"hi, welcome to chili's"
Chili's by peetabread February 17, 2019
Words you can keep
very likely the greatest restuarant of all time

a tex-mex style resturant, home of the famous baby back ribs (which Fat Bastard comments on in Austin Powers 2) and the monterey chicken

a piece of Heaven
"CHILI'S baby back ribs...barbecue sauce"
chili's by ssullivan April 8, 2006
going to smoke weed; partaking in the smoking of some substance
Hey Mom, I'm going to Chili's with my friends.
Chili's by sean12121 November 24, 2006
A place, or the meme...
"Hi, welcome too Chili's."
Chili's by driftyboiz December 23, 2018
Its hard to describe such a exquisite franchise, but if I were to it would be nothing but great things. Chili's is a great place to go for simple dining or birthdays. The prices here are just amazing, 3 for $10 is The best deal ever at a restaurant, 3 items for 10 dollars its unbeatable! A appetizer, meal, and drink for only 10 Dollars!!

If you've never been to Chili's you're missing out in life. Go to Chili's every time a opportunity comes about where you go out to eat. When you consider going there commit and go. Before You do go, make sure you download the Chili's app and sign up its completely free! When you sign up you get free Chips and Salsa with Every Visit.
Yo Tom you want to go to Chili's?

Of course i do!! They have the best soup and salsa in the world.

chili’s 

Heaven on Earth. A place that only the holiest of humans (and some dogs) are allowed where the greats dine on only the finest delicicies and chicken tenders
“Hey Timmy, you want to eat at Chili’s tonight? I sure could go for a triple dipper!”

“Damn I would but I forgot to pack my tuxedo”
chili’s by D’oh February 10, 2018

Chili's Date 

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE
Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.
Chili's Date by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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