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Short for 'Machete', usually used in place of 'knife', 'shank' or 'blade'.

Pronounced ch'et'te

e.g. i got the chete by the door (Jehst)

e.g. man dem brought out da chete and carved him up good
chete by Doncam October 31, 2006
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Tongue-Chete 

the method of addressing (with one's tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the vagina. The tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.
When I pulled this chick's panties down she had a HUGE bush! "what did you do?"

Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...
Tongue-Chete by Korn-Hole-ius March 12, 2011

Meth-chete 

A male or female armed with a sharp object while on Meth with intent to cause bodily harm.
Meth-chete attack injures 2 at Spfd North Franklin homeless camp. One woman arrested. All lawn tools (especially hoes and machetes) now being considered deadly weapons! Walmart will now require proof that you live in a homeless camp before you can purchase.
Meth-chete by Marmaduke From Da LBC September 28, 2022

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.
Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."

cheebabong 

A word used to imitate an explosion.
Used widely around Mr Lee Sze Meng.
you see the Star Wars “pew pew pew, cheebabong”
cheebabong by Candiceballs January 26, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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