1 definition by Korn-Hole-ius

the method of addressing (with one's tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the vagina. The tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.
When I pulled this chick's panties down she had a HUGE bush! "what did you do?"

Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...
by Korn-Hole-ius February 25, 2011
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