1 definition by Marmaduke From Da LBC

A male or female armed with a sharp object while on Meth with intent to cause bodily harm.
Meth-chete attack injures 2 at Spfd North Franklin homeless camp. One woman arrested. All lawn tools (especially hoes and machetes) now being considered deadly weapons! Walmart will now require proof that you live in a homeless camp before you can purchase.
by Marmaduke From Da LBC September 28, 2022
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