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chestesticles 

My woman has the nicest chestesticles.
chestesticles by THE_BIGMAN April 14, 2010

Chestbeater 

Term used to describe A conceited,Egotistical person who may feel that the're better than everyone and everything around them. It's almost like "beating you chest" as if you're superior.
That man's a chestbeater because he always sees the wrongs in other people, other than himself.
Chestbeater by mrscrapyrd January 17, 2011

Chestlet 

A female, typically one with small breasts. (Often used in a negative context.)

Males may be called chestlets as an insult, much like calling a male a "little girl". (Also, may be a more demeaning insult than "manlet".)
"I don't see how anyone can like chestlets, more meat on a woman is better!"

"Shut up, you chestlet."

"Forget that slag, she's a chestlet anyway, not worth your time."

chesterton republican army 

Bunch of chavs who run around chesterton in there fake stone island hoodies and jackets trying to beat up old ladies and there dogs.
Is especially violent to any one with morals or is part of the BBA.
That wanker is wearing a fake stone island and has his cock out, He must be part of the Chesterton republican army.

Merry Chestmas 

In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.
"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"

Chestertown 

C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p.m. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not.
"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."
Chestertown by TOJO October 7, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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