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chester che 

when you put a chetto in a mans penis hole and while the girl is giving a blow job at the same time she eats it
you must have a big penis to produce a chester che
chester che by cardcub April 13, 2010
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Chester Cheese Dog 

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

Chester Cheetah 

That really cool cheetah in the Cheetos commercials. He's dangerously cheesy.
Look! Chester Cheetah's on again!
Chester Cheetah by trevor? March 25, 2008

Chester Cheeto 

The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.
Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"

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Chester Cheezing 

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.
April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.
Chester Cheezing by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

chester cheeto 

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina
he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto
chester cheeto by KerminSR September 4, 2006

Dirty Chester Cheetah 

When you eat too many hot cheetos and your cum becomes spicy, resulting in screaming.
*moaning*
Y-your cum is so s-spicy
It burns”

“I did a dirty Chester cheetah”
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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