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Noun: used to describe an action, state, or occurrence, of listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Verb: describes the action receiving a hose job, royal spanking, or being taken to the woodshed from listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Noun: "I bought 100 e-minis at the highs after reading the UBS note and got cheonged today when the market sold off"
Verb: "I read Rebecca's note this morning, placed my orders, and now I am looking to avoid a Cheonging"
cheonged by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater September 23, 2020
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Chongedwan 

When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.

Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!
" Mann I'm chongedwan"
"I was chongedwan lastnight me bro"

"hahahahahahaha chongedwan....hahahah"
Chongedwan by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016
Stoned, very stoned. Derivative from the "Cheech and Chong" movie series. I didnt understand these movies, i was too young and had never smoked pot. Then when i did smoke it i forgot to got one of their movies out to see if it was funny when you were chonged.
The police now have new equipment so they can tell if you are chonged.
chonged by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
Took bong hits all day, I am so chonged.
chonged by sativabeliva April 10, 2009
Chonged - shitfaced, aired, fucked up, screwed, stoned, high, ditzy, fuzzed.
One of my mates came into work/school today totally chonged
chonged by Shadow April 25, 2005
Jordan: did you hear about Ryan

Jack: nah bro

Jordan: he got chenged by Callum and them man
chenged by Wagwarn May 10, 2020
Primarilly used to describe a state of intoxication induced by cannabis (stoned) but can also be used to describe anyone under the influence of any illicit drug.
Christ, me and Tim were chonged big time last night.
chonged by Adam October 9, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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