chenus
A noun. Instead being a needledick or a chode it is a perfect square, it has the same length and width.
chenus by Crispy1028 June 3, 2010
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Chens Theorem
"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010
chensung
chensung by Napping_Strawberry May 17, 2019
chenshenged
chenshenged by chensheng1 July 22, 2009
Chesus
1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products
2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent
2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent
Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!
Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those
Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.
Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.
Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!
Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those
Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.
Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.
Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!
Chesus by Dehumanizer September 20, 2010
chenks
chenks by lil chenks March 26, 2018
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