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Cheeseybob 

Another name given to the woodlouse. Origins from Guildford, Surrey.

If you know you know.
Hey look, it's a Cheeseybob.
Cheeseybob by Superglands June 7, 2019

Cheesey Salmon Slots 

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots

cheesey maggot cock 

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese
Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

cheesey beast 

someone who is constantly angry about nothing and is made out of cheese. However, despite their appearance, cheesey beasts are known to be huge fans of the ladies and are exeptional dancers.
"Wow, look at stephen, he's such a cheesey beast!"

"I wish I could be that much of a cheesey beast. I'd get all the ladies."
cheesey beast by Wilk Dogg January 14, 2009

Cheesey Weezer 

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.
Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.
Cheesey Weezer by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008

cheesey hawaiin

an apple with a single slice of american cheese microwaved for exactly 45 seconds
hey dude, wanna grab a couple cheesey hawaiin's for breakfast