Cheeseybob 

Another name given to the woodlouse. Origins from Guildford, Surrey.

If you know you know.

Hey look, it's a Cheeseybob.

Cheeseybob by Superglands June 7, 2019

Cheesebob Squarepants 

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

Cheesebob Squarepants by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

Cheeseboard 

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.

“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”

Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

cheeseknob 

The act of shoving cheese up your anus and twisting it around.

Jenny is known for cheeseknobing all the time.

cheeseknob by Mami69 March 26, 2017

cheesebox 

Yellow school bus

Renting a coach bus was too expensive, so the sorority girls wound up going to their party in a cheesebox.

cheesebox by RJB May 3, 2004

CHEESEBOX 

The inside workings of the human brain

OR

The brain

Come on Calum, Use Your Cheesebox

CHEESEBOX by JoJ1977 November 22, 2007

cheesebox 

something my father used to name a vagina. when i was young, i was reminded not to let ANYONE touch my cheesebox. my father used this word because he was uncomfortable with me knowing what a VAGINA was.

"Lexi, if anyone touches your CHESSEBOX, you are to tell me right away no matter who it is."

"Make sure you wash your CHEESEBOX well"

cheesebox by Alexis Thompson December 30, 2007