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cheese monkey 

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.
My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.
cheese monkey by Joe October 19, 2003

the all powerful cheese monkey

A fictional character in my mind with no particular reason to exist....

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

Cheese Monkey 

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.
"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"

cheese monkey 

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.
"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"
cheese monkey by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese monkey 

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.
Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.
cheese monkey by Smythee September 17, 2008