cheesy finger

The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.

Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"

Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."

by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

cheeky finger

The insertion of a finger into the anus during sexual activity.

This can be performed on either sex but generally is performed by a female on a male.

That chick went down on Maxwell and really caught him by suprise with a cheeky finger.

by SuperJesusHyperMonkey December 10, 2007

Cheeky Finger

When your work mate (Adam) is bent over fixing a fence. You stick a cheeky finger up his bum while your other work mate (Joe) witnesses it.

See that guy fixing a fence, he looks like he could do with a cheeky finger.

by Cheeky Finger Man October 4, 2021

blue cheese finger

Fingering a woman with a yeast infection and licking it clean

No need for salad dressing I have blue cheese finger

by zelindra January 31, 2015

finger cheese

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

by Xynn December 30, 2007

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017