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cheesy helmet

Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese

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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
Des you are such a cheesy helmet
cheesy helmet by TremmerX September 29, 2014

cheese helmet 

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.
Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.
cheese helmet by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Cheese Helmet 

A cheese helmet s tha shiznit
you cant hurt me, not with my cheese helmet
Cheese Helmet by mudguts March 15, 2005

cheese helmet 

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway
I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___
cheese helmet by Alf August 12, 2003

helmet cheese 

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis
i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese
helmet cheese by Matthias July 2, 2004

Cheese Helmut 

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.