Alf's definitions

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 25, 2006

Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting

Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry

by Alf April 11, 2005

bamzu

When a person sticks a plunger on a wall and runs at the handle backwards effectively inserting the handle into the anus.

Last night at the party someone dared me to do a bamzu

by ALF April 15, 2005

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 3, 2003

Peado

Nick Ford

Nick ford is a...

by Alf November 25, 2003

cheese helmet

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

by Alf August 12, 2003