Alf's definitions

Stratting

the act of crying in an attempt to get ones own way or to achieve sympathetic approval from a superior

hes stratting again.
he got the job by stratting.

by alf May 14, 2003

shroom slap

A shroom slap is when someone uses their dick to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.

Dude, guess what?! Getz told me that Jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!

by ALF June 22, 2004

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.

hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust

by alf December 20, 2003

Peado

Nick Ford

Nick ford is a...

by Alf November 25, 2003

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 3, 2003

minghia

popularized in RDP montreal
used to imply 1-astonishment or being 2-fed up.

***may also be used with Bro or shortened to mi!.

1-"Oh, I porked this picciot up the ass, then she goggled my rooster right after!" "MINGHIA!"

2- "Now clean the toilets!"
"Mi, this guy is rombapall !"

by ALF December 21, 2004